Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
im so uncomfortable
Note: My computer cannot reformat a movie and run BF4 on ultra. Dem frame rates
that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
my biggest question is why do half of these pictures exist